Angerpated
to be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.
usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete r-t-rd (or an entire team of r-t-rds). you will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you’re completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn t-rd out of your -ss.
christian: what the h-ll is wrong with paul?
lee: oh he was told he’s going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he’s angerpated.
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