Angry Kiwi
s-x move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females -n-s. you will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. once the t-st-cl- is inside the -ss, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. when the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra–n-l pressure applied by the female. this combined with the sh-t covered hair, makes it look like a p-ssed off kiwi fruit.
gentleman 1: hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!
gentleman 2: i gave the ole’ lady the angry kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the d-ckens!
gentleman 1: good work my man!!!!
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