Angies list
an opportunity for people with money to b-tch about the “help” who are doing the jobs that they are too lazy or unskilled to do.
i worked my rear end off building decks for people until some dweeb in a suit put my name in angies list saying i whistled while i worked and he didn’t like it. now my business is sinking so i am suing him into poverty to cover my losses.
a compilation of names and reviews of everyone that angie has had s-x with. it’s a really long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. angie is a consummate wh-r- of a housewife, who like most other uppity white b-tches, likes to squander her overworked husband’s money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. also, she has s-x with the contractors and then rates their “performance” online. if you can’t satisfy her voracious s-xual appet-tes, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.
i need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by “service me” i of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. maybe i can find someone to handle the job on angie’s list.
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