Anglerfish
a girl whose mysp-ce pictures are taken at weird angles (usually black and white) to hide her fatness and/or ugliness. this method is used to attract men just as the actual anglerfish (lophiiformes) uses bioluminescence to attract prey.
that girl on mysp-ce looked hot in her pictures but when i met her in person she had tusks. she’s one h-ll of an anglerfish. with looks like that she’s probably a mudshark too.
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someone, generally an old (50+) unattractive male, who cruises around young people in their ultra expensive sports car in order to lure them in for a bite, just as the real angler fish entices fish with a tempting worm-like appendage.
“wow, that guy is a total anglerfish. look at him trying to impress those young girls with his ferrari!”
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