Angry Beavers

angry beavers was one of the last great nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
angry beavers rock(ed)!
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going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one’s teeth
i was giving her oral when she made fun of me, i then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.
like invader zim, a very good nickolodeaon show that got cancelled
invader zim: good
angry beavers: good
sponge bob: suck -ss
one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.

there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.

if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p

when their parents have another litter, norbert (the smart one) and daggett (the stupid one) beaver have to strike out on their own. their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. the two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond sc-m, a swamp witch, zombies, mexican wrestlers, lying doc-mentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. in the midst of all this, norb and dag satisfy their love of grade-z 50’s sci-fi, hot peppers, yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
a p-ssy that is either s-xually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after s-x and becomes angry as sh-t because it’s owner did not get off or even come close. when a woman lies motionless facing the wall after s-x, her p-ssy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. the woman will not talk about her p-ssy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending p-n-s’s owner unbelievably miserable.

the traits of a woman with an angry beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly cl-ssified as b-tchiness or pms. the easy was to differentiate between a woman with an angry beaver and one who is just a “straight up c-nt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). if she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an angry beaver.
dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her angry beaver.

i hear bob can’t get it up and i bet’cha his wife has one h-ll of an angry beaver!
angry beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.
ryan: hey do you remember the show angry beavers?
bo:yeah!
ryan they are bringing it back, but i heard they are changing the name to the view
used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the v-g-n-. it could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
omg, girl! i shaved with a dull razor and now i have one angry beaver!