angry bird paralysis


the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness…may also cause ring around the -ss. (a relative of the “crippler sh-t” that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. he said “what the h-ll is wrong with you?” i said “i just beat 14 levels of angry birds…..i can’t walk, i got angry bird paralysis!!!”

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