angry cactus
it is the flipside to frosty the snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. it kills babies and houses criminals. it also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.
gauntamelo amilhio hulio martinez-gomez-sanchaz! take off that sombrero and puke up that burrito! if you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.
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