angry conductor
inspired by the angry pirate, the angry conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to -j-c-l-t-, removes his member from his partner’s mouth and -j-c-l-t-s into his/her hair. the receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the s-m-n from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. stick is optional.
“i gave lisa an angry conductor last night. big mistake; she’d just paid $150 to have her hair done. i’m in deep sh-t now.”
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