angry cougar


when your f-cking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your d-ck then you slap her cause she puked on your d-ck then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “i gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”

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