Angry Dragon Tear
perform an angry dragon but plug your partner’s nose.
full definition:
while receiving a bl-w j-b, before you -j-c-l-t- plug your partner’s nose, and at the point of c-mming slap down hard on the back of your partner’s head. they will gag, but since the nose is plugged the s-m-n will come out of the tear-ducts. making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
note: pull your p-n-s out of your partner’s mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
i wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a bl-wj-b i gave her an angry dragon tear. i think i get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
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