angry dragon


an angry dragon is where your partner sucks a fart out of your -ss, then screams rrraaawwwwrrrr over a burning lighter, igniting said fart.
my girlfriend did the angry dragon and burned off her eyebrows.
immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. when she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.
i gave your mom an angry dragon last night!
while a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to c-m, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your c-ck as possible. she proceeds to gag from the c-ck unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your c-ck is blocking her air p-ssage, her cough (and your c-m) exit through her nose. the c-m dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout – and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she’s going to be an angry one.
i pulled an angry dragon on that sl-t i hooked up with last night.

i dare you to do the angry dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight.
pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.
i read about the angry dragon in the urban dictionary and it sounded great, but when i jammed my c-ck down her throat, she bit it off, and then while i was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my -ss. then she and four of her friends beat the sh-t out of me. i just got out of the hospital this morning.
a phenomenon that occurs during the act of f-ll-t–, identified by the forceful exit of male -j-c-l-t- via the giving partner’s nostrils.

ed. a popular but dangerous misconception is that this phenomenon is caused by aggressive acts, such as striking, gagging, or causing the giving partner to choke. actually, it is caused by placement of the penile head against the roof of the giver’s mouth, toward the back of the throat, in such a manner that the male -j-c-l-t- is deflected up into the nasal p-ssages.
honey, you looked like an angry dragon!
most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the c-m and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your c-ck down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.
as a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to c-m, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your c-ck as you c-m. if your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your c-m will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.

c-m burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. hence the name … angry dragon.
she’ll never call me again after i gave her the angry dragon!

i would pay that sl-t a lot of money if i could give her an angry dragon.
these other definitions are close, but your all forgetting the angry part. when your getting a bl-w j-b and your about to c-m, grab him or her and slam your c-ck down the throat and blow your load. it will come out of their nose. then, you need to punch them in the face so that both blood and c-m are flowing from the nose. thus, looking like a dragon breathing fire.
i just found out my b-tch was f-cking some asian dude, so i gave her the old angry dragon. thought it was fitting for the occasion.

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