Angry End of the Aztecs
a group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. a young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. all the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and -j-c-l-t- on the girl, who is now jumping around. the men then take knives and cut off their d-cks, showering the girl in blood, s-m-n, and d-cks. an outsider, dressed only in a spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.
last night the track team did the angry end of the aztecs. i was the spaniard, and i’m the only one who survived.
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