Angry Falcon


top definition
the act of a female taking on five d-cks at the same time: one in the front, one in the back, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. combined with screeching noises, this position gives the appearance of an angry falcon, ready to swoop down on its prey.
“man, did you see maggie get angry falconed last night? i never thought she could take on 5 c-cks at the same time.”

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