Angry Garrett
while receiving rough oral s-x from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the bl-w j-b will abruptly grab the back of their partner’s head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they -j-c-l-t- on their larynx (vocal chords). naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound like that of brad garrett (robert barone from the t.v. series: everybody loves raymond). you will laugh as the squalor in the room sounding like brad garrett.
dan: hey how was last night, phill?
phill: dude, i was getting head from sara and i gagged her when i c-mmed. gave that b-tch an “angry garrett” and laughed for hours.
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