angry gav
angry gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small p-n-s, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm)
a guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to p-ss.
a p-n-s is usually referred to as a schl-ng, dong, c-ck but in angry gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back.
an uncirc-mcised angry gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry.
gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals.
angry gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you’re guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of “oh f-ck off”
did you hear that guy, beating his chest over his ‘m-ssive’ meat wand, apparently his p-ck-r wouldn’t be bigger than a mini sav, he is a total angry gav.
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