Angry Ghost
while a man is laying on the bed and his girl friend is under the covers giving him head, he farts and holds the covers closed so she can’t get out. when she smells the fart, she’ll try to get out and look like a ghost who’s really p-ssed off
i gave her an angry ghost last night, she was f-cking p-ssed but she’s a b-tch anyway.
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