after your man -j-c-l-t-s you punch him right in the b-lls since the s-x wasn’t fun for you but it was for him so you killed his vibe.
josh was so rough on me and he went fast and did not stimulate me i could not get him off me so when he finished i punched his b-lls so he does not get away with taking advantage of me during s-x. angry knuckler
- nipsy flush
enema – the rinsing of the inside of one’s -sshole. kiki was so excited that her boyfriend wanted to b-tt f-ck her, she went and got a nipsy flush down at the local free clinic.
- Nba 2017 season
the nba brought to you by the golden state warriors the nba 2017 season is the warriors
when a boy tells a girl that he likes her and she says him that they’ll maybe hook up, but instead of this they just make out and he gets dumped. he: i think i really like you she: yet i dont but we can go out and see what’ll happen 😉 they: drink some […]
a religion in which you are a taco and you believe in the big taco i pray everynight before bed to the big taco so my religion is tacoism.
- Said the spider to the fly
a phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person’s charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. in reference to the poem “the spider and the fly”, in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same […]