Angry Magnet


naked performance art! requires one p-n-s and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your p-n-s to just cause the end of your kn-b to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
pulled off the angry magnet!

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