angry masturbation


the act of pleasuring one’s self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. other side effects may be painful.
mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); “g-d d-mn kids rawrrrr i’m rubbing my c-ck so hard rahh i hate hartland rahh mysp-ce rahh”

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after that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation….that b-tch…

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