angry monkey

after/while fisting someone in the -rs-, you pull out a lump of sh-t and smear it in their face
“oh look, fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again”

“oh look, albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again”
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when a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye…and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.
so…this puck sl-t is at our game, i give her the look and she follows to the locker room…she thinks romance, she gets an angry monkey. this ain’t the movies beeotch, it’s hockey.
angry monkey is not simply a s-xual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.

some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.
“that beck can’t get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all angry monkey on the subject”

“mr. limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his angry monkey ways”

“don’t go in the bathroom, miss clotter did an angry monkey all over the walls”
when a man has been deprived of s-x for so long, that he starts throw sperm and sh-t at you. comparable to a uns-xed lab monkey in a cage.
hey what’s that on your face? oh that? sperm, i had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.
when a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.
bill and i got angry monkeyed by this total sl-t last night.
p–p in someone’s mouth while they are sleeping and punch them in the stomach
i’m gonna angry monkey your -ss when your asleep
angry monkey when a girl is giving head, once you shoot your load….punch her in the face to knock her out…put glue on her face and shave off your pubic hair onto her face…when she comes around, she’ll look like a monkey, and be bl–dy angry!
“that b-tch cheated on me, im goin to give her an angry monkey”

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