Angry Moose


a male having v-g-n-l intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his p-n-s into the females -n-s, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. the facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the angry moose.
me and my friend gave this girl an angry moose last night! then her best friend b-tch slapped both of us for being such r-t-rded pieces of sh-t!
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same as above, except instead of sudden, random -n-l, the male punches the girl in the back of the head in order to get the females horrific facial expression.
jj & scotty pulled an angry moose on the nurse and then stole her scrubs.

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