angry narwhal


while in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral s-x, push your partner’s head underwater and poke at their face with your p-n-s.
“she was being a huge b-tch and i was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, i gave her the angry narwhal and left.”

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