angry phantom
a s-xual maneuver originating in france but quickly gaining in popularity in america.
this tactic is deployed during doggy style s-x, either v-g-n-l or -n-l and was created to increase the s-xual pleasure of the male partic-p-nt. just prior to the thrusting male’s -rg-sm, he deftly reaches back and cr-ps in his own hand. upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. this strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. he then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. when applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant t-rd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, phantom of the opera.
everybody run! jake just gave tamika an angry phantom, and she’s got a gun!
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