Angry Pinata


the act of blowing your load on your girl’s face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
jim: jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don’t play baseball?

jack: well jim, i am trying the angry pinata on the wife tonight…

jim: oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

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