Angry Primate


when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headb-tt to the face. whilst unconcious, p–p on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her v-g-n-, then notice the p–p on her chest. then you must run away. this is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing p–p whilst being very angry. hence ‘angry primate’
dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some -high five-

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