angry roomate
in which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect p-n-s.
steve: yo, this is like the 5th time you’ve had to crash at my place! wtf, man?
jimmy: yeah. sorry, man, but i keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!
steve: -ssface. don’t be a wenis. cover your p-n-s.
jimmy: i did…with the couch.
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