Angry Salesman



the act of using one’s thumb to repeatedly push the b-tth-l- of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.
last night jason was h-tting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th kerby vaccuum for the free trip to maui.

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