Angry Shower
a shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his ‘-n-l lips’ against the shower wall and lets out these huge farts that shake the whole house. these are usually accompanied by the person taking a sh-t in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. when you go in after he’s finished, it looks like a war scene. poo everywhere woo!
andrew’s dad (in bathroom): arhhhhh! -splat-
leon: what the h-ll is that?
andrew: that’s just my dad. i think he’s talking one of his angry showers.
leon: wait, what the f-ck is an angry shower? is he oka-
andrew’s dad: -blarrrrrnt!-
andrew: oh god…
andrew’s dad: kobe! -splat-
andrew’s dad: d-mn, missed again.
andrew and leon: o_o
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usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! after a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the f-ck out of his love sausage and scr-t- sac!
f: oh baby i wish we didn’t live a thousand miles apart! i’d suck your c-ck!
m: thanks a lot, i’m going for an angry shower!
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