Angry Snail
when you are eating out your girlfriends p-ssy and she sh-ts all over your chin and face.
i was having hot s-x with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until i went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.
an angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. are often the result of a taxi.
an angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
oh sh-t, check it out, angry snail
ha ha, look at davo with the angry snail
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