Angry Spider
1. originally heard on 101.1 wrif in detroit on the drew & mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by mike clark. used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore r-ct-m.
2. the act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients -n-s and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.
1.oh my god my roids are flaring up, i have one angry spider!
2.she was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol’ angry spider!
a use of a hand for s-xual gratification. to properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier r-ct-m, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.
i got stood up last night, so to get off, i just gave myself an angry spider.
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