this is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. you start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). the best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means
dude1: hey man how was that girls party last night?
dude2: she got really hammered and told me to leave so i made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.
dude1: hahaha maybe she’ll think twice about kicking someone out when she’s digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!
the sh-t…. one who does everything to the absolute maximum, only thne can they -ssume the nickname of maxxximum. maxxximum craigers is the sh-t, he maximizes all the time!
- maybe next week
same as “maybe some other time.” “maybe some other time” is just a little dated. young, hip women today say “maybe next week.” guy: would you like to join me for coffee some time? girl: uh sure…. maybe next week. guy: oh, i see.
not a common name you see, but a very sweet girl. for some reason she loves white guys. doesn’t let anyone walk all over her, and people love her booty. she’s also known as an “oreo” “there goes aleascia with another white boy.” “d-mn aleascia you have a fat -ss” 1) “do you know aleascia?” […]
- el scorcho
the first single from weezer’s second alb-m, “pinkerton.” it is a masterpiece of a song that expresses raw human emotion through creative lyrics and a quircky melody. hey, turn up “el scorcho!” g-dd-mn you half j-panese girls… an el scorcho is when you m-st-rb-t- with hot sauce. i was bored and felt like ‘batin so […]
- shoot hoop
to play basketball, particularly in a casual way i like to shoot hoops after work. a secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. generally used to misguide the police. detective: sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning? accused criminal: shoot hoops a euphemism for injecting heroin. snoop […]