Angry Willis
gin (usually hendricks or bombay sapphire) with mountain dew and a splash of black widow hot sauce. named for the indiividual who sprained his pointer finger by poking people in the chest while drinking them. best when served while listening to the dropkick murphys or disturbed and while camping.
eric drank an angry willis on sat-rday and broke several bottles and gl-sses.
a variation of the c-ckblock, an angry willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the angry willis shouts “(insert girl’s name here), i like you!!!!!!!!)”, effectively c-ckblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.
the angry willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.
(ugly guy and girl hooking up)
ugly guy: “oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step”
(uglier guy, getting desperate)
uglier guy: “stacey i like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
(girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
ugly guy: “f-ck… he just used an angry willis on me”
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