angus cow


a significantly overweight, ugly, umemployed, trailer park trash, native to north eastern new jersey.
the angus cow sticks her head through the trailer window awaiting her rail thin ex-husband to deliver her alimony/child support check. she impatiently mooos from time to time as the window jam cuts into her flab.

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