animal fries
the best thing to eat out of anything edible, late at night or while faded and/or after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. native to the west coast fast food chain in-n-out, animal fries are part of the “secret menu” and consist of french fries covered in melted american cheese, diced grilled onions, and a sort of ghetto-aioli sauce.
‘oh my god, i wasn’t even hungry. but that drunk fool said two words: animal fries’
‘dude, you know what i could go for? some aaanimal frrries’
‘p-ss that sh-t’
“i would upload a picture of these here animal fries, but they’re all gone except three because i f-cking ate them already”
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