animal lover

one who takes into account the desires of all animals before that of the h-m- sapian race. usually an animal lover will not wear rubbers or any other sort of protection, leaving them pr-ne to many forms of s-xtually transmitted diseases. most animal lovers will fornicate their fellow house mates such as dogs, cats, and sometimes even porcupines, leaving the lover of the animal in all sorts of pain.
ex. 1
bill: “dude i just f-cked my dog and i really enjoyed it”
bill’s mentally unstable friend: “your a straight up animal lover dude”

ex. 2
“i am such an animal lover that i banged my pet porcupine and now i cannot stop bleeding!!”
2 more definitions
a club on stardoll full of perverted dumb b-tches. they have nothing else to do except create “drama” with other lowlifes who have nothing better to do. they like to “invade” other clubs and don’t pay any attention to people that aren’t “well known”. pretend that they have friends by making friends with people in the club that they’ll never meet in real life. they think they’re being clever/funny when they talk about things like blue waffle and s-x when the really just look like perverted dipsh-ts. if i had to sum of this sh-t bag of a place i’d say that it’s just a bunch of stupid, hormonal idiots who never get off their periods.
1. heard of animal-lovers before?

2. yeah, it’s just dumb c-nts that think they’re popular and cool but they aren’t.
one who psychotically behaves as if everything is abuse or mistreatment of animals, defending them from people for little to no reason and often going to extremes in doing so; anifiscative
some animal-lover screamed “call the police” when she found out that i hadn’t given my dog a bath for a couple weeks.

“neglect! move out of my house,” my animal-loving mom hollered at me when i told her i had left our bird home alone for a couple hours.

when some animal-lover on yahoo answers informed me that she was going to burn down my house and key my car if i ever yelled at my cat again, i just laughed my -ss off.

the animal-lover next door reported us to animal control for leaving our miniature shnauzer outside for the evening in 60 degree weather, claiming it was much too hot for our dog.

i was accused of being an animal-lover when i told my baby sister that she should give the turtle to a family who loves it and to go f-ck herself because she didn’t play with it for 2 days.