someone who consistently owns any type of pet for a fraction of a second, then abandons it with no remorse. they typically can be seen posting various snapshots of their new animal friend, gushing over the love they have for the new sparky of their lives on various social media sites; only to follow up with a new post of “help me find a home for sparky #12!”
aniwh-r-s typically fall in love with the idea or face of a new pet, only to realize their poor -sses cannot feed or give basic care. they’ve also been known to abandon animals because of the following reasons: this puppy sh-t in my house, it’s gotta go.; this cat scratched my kid, it’s gotta go.; this dog barks, it’s gotta go.; this rabbit requires food, it’s gotta go.
“did you see josey’s new kitten on facebook!?!,” “which one? the one she dumped in the woods yesterday? or the
one she picked up coming home from dumping the one in the woods yesterday?” “god, what an aniwh-r-!”
- frothy numbers
a financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve. “did chris submit his budget?” “yes, he did. but i don’t think he going to make any of the numbers.” “oh, i see. frothy numbers right?” “yup.”
a religion consisting of three guy harambe,the secret leafyishere obey hat and the flying pair of underwear, started by keemstar leafyishere and eddietturner. arch rivals with the leaders of harambism (but do not hate harambe) secret religious symbols are an ok sign over there nose they use this to identify followers join our religion leafyisbeafy
wh-r-. a creepy child that stalks people in hallways. toe squeezer who gets slapped by copious amounts of girls….. girl 1- he squeezed my toe! girl 2- ohhhhhhh what a trenon!
- high peeker
when a woman curves her back in such a way when bending as if she is saying”hey…take a peek” we noticed through the window , when she picked up the napkin…she gave us a high peeker
- stanford rapist
the worlds most hated college student. the rapist raped a unconscious girl behind a dumpster and was sentenced to 6 months for “only 20 minutes ” and only served 3 months cause any longer would ruin his swimming career and will effect him. the stanford rapist is the worst college swimmer.