ankles-to-ears


the position in which a h-rny woman may be found awaiting coitus.
q. what did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

a. her ankles!
a man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have s-x.
james purefoy and johnny depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as i’m concerned.

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