Ann Coulter


the granddaughter of adolf hitler, ms. coulter started at a young “girl” playing with toy soldiers, whom she decimated because each one was either muslim, gay, liberal, or simply “had it coming”. she did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in her youth group at westboro baptist church in topeka, kansas, the christian based organization “focus on the family”, and the prestigious ku klux klan. this lovely woman then excelled onto college at cornell university, majoring in eugenics. the author of several wonderful books such as “slander” and “how to talk to a liberal (if you must)” are undoubtedly some of america’s favorites. she has also started her own religion, coulterism, where they believe she is christ coming back in the image of a woman. they use her cl-ssic books as their bible.

actually no. there is only one word to describe this woman (synonyms: see c-nt)
ann coulter is a neofascist c-nt who will basically do anything that goes by if it has a quarter and a p-n-s.
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1. someone i would pay a lot of money to see mr t donkey punch.
2. the crziest b-tch on the planet
“i pitty the fool who writes this bullsh-t!”
this right-wing pundit was fired in 1997 from msnbc for verbally attacking a vietnam vet on air. she was dropped from the national review in 2002 for slandering the publication on the national talk show circuit. coulter went on to write a book t-tled slander.

coulter has drawn fire lately from both conservatives and liberals for her verbal attacks on victims of 9/11, women’s groups and muslims.

ann coulter is actually a former drag queen from key west named pudenda shenanigans. ms. shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “dude looks like a lady” “i will survive” and “you shook me all night long” as well as an extensive barbra streisand repertoire. we who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. we feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

as pudenda shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in key west. whether she actually had a full s-x change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light.
i f-cked ann coulter in the -ss, hard.
1. a woman whose politics are devoid of logic, reason, and/or sanity.
2. dirty republican vunderc-nt.
3. see douchebag
i had a horrible date last night, she turned out to be an ann coulter
i had to leave him when he called me ann coulter, who would stand for that kind of abuse?
a woman who’s made a career out of making fun of people who believe in freedom and the bill of rights.
ann coulter wielded the strap-on while pat robertson slumped beneath her st-rdy thighs, his fingers grasping a .45 and the king james bible, as they chanted in tandem “kill them all.”
jerry falwell with better legs. a venomous moonbat who churns out hate sludge that is consumed by dumb nationalists who don like ta think, but like to have their opinions/hatred validated. ann coulter writes the same book over and over, but her readers don’t seem to notice, and repeatedly turn over that $23 they earned driving the doritos truck. this woman has praised everything from joseph mccarthy to apartheid and is a stain and embarr-ssment to conservativism.
“hitler looks kind of hot in that picture.”
“that’s not the fuhrer, it’s ann coulter!”
the person that satan looks to for inspiration.
on the today show, ann coulter blamed migranes, the destruction of pompeii, and the extinction of the wooly mammoth on liberals.

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