being destroyed by alcohol; completely unable to control one’s actions, without the ability to remember the annebriation the next morning.
you were so annebriated last night man, you tried to fight a pirates of the caribbean poster.
got my fourties… let’s get annebriated.
surname; derivative of the italian/jersey word for “hammer”. martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise. a penchant for sweet sh-t (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the martella clan. martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will […]
an audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of s-xual favors provided to secure said role. jamie’s such a hottie that we allowed her to wh-r-dition for the band, even though everyone knows she can’t sing to save her soul.
someone who never gets action, but talks about it nonstop willingly nonetheless. that b-tch is a wh-r-type. avoid her at all costs…unless you’re lonely.
another word for something found on a bathroom floor, particlarily a high school one. i was walking across the bathroom floor and slipped on the elsbree.
- marshmallow scooter
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his -j-c-l-t- all over his gooch and b-ttcrack. dude, don’t go anywhere near victoria. i heard greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.