anniefy
(v.) to take a word, sentence, or doc-ment and make it uniquely annie’s. when anniefied (v., past), diction is tighter and to the point. anniefication (n.) can also turn dry text much betchier. to anniefy something is so ubiquitous a task that it does not take a capital a, unlike “annie.”
before anniefication:
did you watch the news last night? that long-form broadcast on colorectal cancer was an eye-opener.
after (anniefy/anniefied):
girl.
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