anniversary
a day in which two people celebrate being together as a couple. usually the male buys flowers, chocolate or jewelery and the female is much obliged to receive them. it is one of the two days a year a man is expected to be romantic (well, everyday they are expected to be romantic but let’s not count our chickens before they hatch). an anniversary is a day very similar to valentines day. it is a day for males to make up for everything that has gone wrong in the past 12 months with a ton of -ss kissing, literally or physically, either way! an anniversary is a day when a man will go out of his way and secretly make romantic plans and do anything he can to make sure his significant other feels loved. also on an anniversary, s-x is a must. but not that crazy, i want to bend you over and f-ck s-x (well maybe after the 1st round), but the p-ssionate and lengthy, love making type of s-x. as a female knows to be romantic everyday of the year, on an anniversary is the perfect day for a man to go all out and makeup for everyday he was not romantic, all 363 days.
h-llo darling! be prepared for the best day of your life ever! here are a dozen roses and a beautiful diamond ring. i love you! now let me rub your feet! happy anniversary!
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a yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. the time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.
guy: happy anniversary shanleigh sevenster. girl: naaaww , i love you babes.
for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.
for him: the date on which she… first blew you, f-cked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go -ss to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
i gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. weird.
a celebration marking the completion of a night of fornication and/or other s-xual activities. preferably occuring between two people who have just met and always celebrated the morning after.
jordan: happy anniversary zach.
stosh: who was zach with last night?
jordan: dirt wilson.
stosh: happy anniversary!!!!
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