when you get an aneurysm secondary to tax season. headache, numbness, walking and talking funny secondary to tax season or the april 15th deadline.
holy cow! these taxes are due in one week on the 15th; i think i’m getting an annualism!
a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible […]
- answer to life
why you and i exist. according to “the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy,” the mice build deep thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. after 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. here is the actual quote, loonquawl being a mouse: ‘”forty-two!” yelled loonquawl. “is that […]
alternative to the well-worn business phrase “proactive.” my boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; i decided it was better to be anti-static.
– the hatrid of the sun or light mostly goths or emos. dude lets go chill with the anti-sunist group! man im a mexican and a proud anti-sunist!
where ants buy drugs. hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, i bet he’s gonna buy some drugs!