the most bestest friend in the world! he most-likely has a girl best friend who’s name starts with a c. for some reason everyone has a crush on him. no offense but he is kind of a f-ckboi. but his girl best friend is his ride or die. he is extra weird but his best friends love it!
“haiiiii best friend!” says caylin
“w-ssup bestfriend!” says anoki
derogatory term for a v-g-n- in the southeast of london get right up that schnedden tra la la la
- face ruiner
when one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful. “man, do you think maria is hot?” “i would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner.”
- sh*t disc
sh-t in a zip-lock bag and proceed to freeze the bag between two books to form a flat brown biscuit. hey glen! i just slid a sh-t disc under tavis’s door lol.
- polish road head
when the driver blows the p-ssenger. johnny was getting some polish road head before they died in a fiery crash.
- ticket meow
the best kind of cat you will ever meet! sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! you will always want to he around this cute kitty! he never scratches and loves belly rubs! wow! did you see that? i think it was ticket meow! #cat kitty kitten meow fluffy nice