Anonymoose



an anonymous moose.

you don’t know it’s name, it’s ident-ty, or it’s hangout.

but it will find you.

and it will moose you to death.
jim: “hey. what’s the name of that moose?”

joe: “i don’t know. it’s an anonymoose.”

jim: “is it dangerous?”

joe: “more dangerous than anything you’ve ever seen. it’ll moose you to death.”

jim: “moose me? what’s that m- aaaagggggghhhhhhh! it’s moosing me! oh god! get it off! get it offffff!”
the greatest animal on the earth, better than any living organism on the planet earth.
“what did you have for dinner last night”
“the most powerful aphrodisiac in the universe, pan fried anonymoose!”

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