old age related mania in which individual constantly fiddles with p-n-s/public display of urination causing visual trauma to those around.
doctor- his anricopeedigitalistis has worsened in the last two weeks
wife- oh doctor!!. not him!
- daremonger syndrome
when a person can’t or won’t deny doing dangerous, embarr-ssing, or disgusting things, especially on a dare “dude, that guy will do literally anything on a dare!” “of course he will. he has daremonger syndrome.”
- i'm shleep
a perfect way of saying i’m done rose:i’m so hungry moises:you’re always hungry i’m shleep
douchebags who play pokémon go are considered to be pokemonning. mike : did you see that f-cking -sshole fall in the river? steve : yeah, he was pokemonning and didn’t see the edge.
issiac’s are the bomb and they are the best boyfriend you could ever have. they are super smart and talented. my boyfriend took me.out to eat. that’s a issiac
- mad m*ffin disease
an extreme unhealthy addiction to m-ffins. may cause hulk like anger/strength if said m-ffin cannot be found. known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said m-ffin even though he probably ate it himself. small p-n-s’s usually accompany this problem. taunting someone with this condition may my activate r-t-rd strength and intelligence and a tornado like […]