-ssociation of noteworthy standards ignorance – so called because developers of technology don’t understand the true meaning (american national standards inst-tute) and refuse to implement their rules. this causes nightmares for other developers, especially with different database vendors and programming language implementations.
the programmer spent many unproductive weeks and experienced various nightmares converting the large e-commerce application to use oracle instead of sql server after his firm decided to switch vendors. since neither implementation of sql adheres to the ansi standards, problems can be expected to keep coming in the future.
ansi is a word for describing a state of hydration. like “full” is to “hungry”, ansi is to thirsty. ansi descends from the latin word “transitus”, which means “cross-over”, or “to make a p-ssage”, thus crossing from a thirsty to an un-thirsty equilibrium.
i’m thirsty” “really? you should drink something, and you’ll be ansi.
to hold open -n-s after -n-l s-x
and have a gay person “skeet” all inside
this resulting in the first male pregnancy
“like oh my god i ansised this guy last night and my god it was like so awsome!” then we sullyed eachother all night!
and now hes pregnant…….were having twins!!
jfudi- stands for just f-cking urban dictionary it. it is used when somebody asks you what a particular slang meant and you did not feel like explaining. (via text) jason: dude, whats b-ttered m-ffin? me:jfudi jfudi just-f-cking-urban-dictionary-it or ‘just f-cking urban dictionary it!’ bint – “what does jfudi mean?” man – “just f-cking urban dictionary […]
- Babe Bridge
when a guy lays on his back and you and a friend sit on his face and c-ck respectively. you then steady each other by holding hands over his chest and/or belly. dean: hey, ladies, we’ve been friends a long time. what do you girls think about trying a babe bridge tonight? missy: ooo! sounds […]
- chipmunk kiss
after blowing a guy, the giver secretly pockets his c-m in her cheek, after which she gives him a big sloppy kiss, forcing him to taste his own c-m. “jim really ticked me off, so the next time i blew him, i follwed that with a chipmunk kiss.”
- Norio Wakamoto
ex-cop bad-ss seiyu, 64 years old expert in martial arts. norio wakamoto: all hail britania!
- Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
this is a great 6th book in which severus snape kills dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him. harry: hagrid..snape..killed dumbledore hagrid: wha’ harry? harry potter and the half blood prince is the book in which dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to […]