Anson
a very cool and s-xy male. sometimes able to cause multiple -rg-sms at once and able to really f-ck up relationships. anson’s are known to cause so much commotion that people think their great
anson: wow i really f-cked that one up
hot girl: yeah, it was so great, are you as turned on as i am?
the dorkiest of dorks.
boy: “you’re so fine, i want to make you mine.”
girl: “wow! you’re a total anson! haha”
a male name that is the root of awesomeness. he has no problem with the ladies and can cause a woman to have an -rg-sm just by pointing, winking at her and making that little clicking noise. he is also extremly athletic, you can see him playing football, hockey, and lax (possibly at the same time). he loves proving others wrong and he will always succed. he can be load at sometimes but he does it with swagger. he’s pretty much a straight up g. those who hates on this bro should go jump off a cliff he’s that awesome
hot girl 1#: isnt anson so awesome!
hot girl 2#: oh my god i want him in my pants!
a slang term used only by the elete of sh-r-crest. anson is a term used to descibe the randy ginger transcendent from g-d himself. it is comenly used for a state of mind when your so f-cked up all you can compare it to is being like anson himself. an absolutly ridiculous human, who can’t drive and is usually on kpins. you can track down an anson down by luring him with pot.
hey, i heard you got pretty f-cked up last night.
ya man, i was worst then anson.
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