Rock River


this starts off with a guy taking a sh-t on the upper part of a girls back. the guy then slides in between the girls legs on his back and begins to m-st-rb-t-. the chick straightens her back and the sh-t slides down her back and onto the masturbating mans c-ck. after all the sh-t has slid off her back she then squats over the man and p-sses on the p–py d-ck leading to a gigantic -rg-sm for the man.(-ssuming you like masturbating with p-ss and sh-t)
g-d dammit, that f-cking hooker i bought for don’s bachelor last night charged me an extra 100 bucks to give him a rock river.

this term comes from the rock river which runs through my hometown of rockford, il. it is dirty and consists mostly of the p-ss and sh-t from the nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.

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