Antarctigon


a native subspecies of meta-human that inhabits the northwestern-most point on antarctica. antarctigons typically use walruses for their primary mode of transportation; however, it is a known fact that they harvest baby beluga whales specifically to travel undersea to the ancient city of antarctigonia.

once considered the mightiest of all meta-humans (although atlanteans tend to highly disagree), an unfortunate accident caused scientist flargalad beenstrayazisman to be bitten by a radioactive spider and sparked a de-evolution which spread through the rest of the population, forcing the antarctigonians to migrate to the surface.
“i can hold my breath for 1 hour; i think it’s because of the blood from my ancestors, the antarctigons.”

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