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• Anthony Special

  when you go home after a day of doing squats at the gym, then smoke weed and jack off before p-ssing out. results in falling asleep covered in your own j-zz. person 1: wow! anthony’s still doing squats! person 2: yeahh, you know he’s pulling an anthony special later. person 1: of courseee! person 2: […]

• anti-conformist

  those kids who hate everything that is popular and make themselves like things that everyone else hates in the hope that it will make them stand out and be “original” or “unique.” the kind of person who instead of jumping off a cliff if someone else did, would jump off a cliff if everyone else […]

• antidisestablishconstitutionalist

  a person who is against getting rid of the established const-tution or frivolously amending it. one who is opposed to the idea of a ‘living’, ‘evolving’ const-tution, who rejects laws made outside of the established const-tutional parameters because of faulty premises and who seeks to have those illegal laws abolished. antidisestablishconst-tutionalists seek to abolish the […]

• Antikennedy

  the polar opposite of america’s 35th president, john f. kennedy, who was totally rad and probably rolled up the const-tution to do blow off of some harvard intern’s cooter. the antikennedy, however, is known to ruin nights by pointing out that blow is illegal and slapping a hooker is somehow “disrespectful to women”. lame. dude, […]

• Antique

  to take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody’s face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). with the addition of recent technology, doc-mentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. 1. let’s go antique his -ss! 2. frank got antiqued so bad, we even […]

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